Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

I thought it would break, but she had no problem taking it in her mouth and sucking it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob